The Victor Borge Website Inflater

Victor Borge invented the inflationary language - you know, the one where numbers hidden in the language (like wonderful) become inflated (twoderful).

You can use this page to "inflate" any text, just by filling out the field below.

Victor Borge was a genius! Getting the inflationary idea was brilliant, and the way he used it in his shows was no less so. Computers, however, are stupid. Nevertheless they are rather good at plagiarizing other's ideas, so please read the output of this program as another tribute to Borge's brilliance.

Any link on an inflated page will be edited to also inflate the target page. Most website, including framesets, can be succesfully inflated, except that JavaScripts will be ignored so that pages depending on client scripting usually won't work too well (or at all). You can't expect the submission of forms to work either.

The inflated page will be "watermarked" so as not to cause any confusion about the validity of numbers on the page. Choose your preferred marking style - the floating style uses JavaScript and currently does not work in Netscape 6 / Mozilla.